I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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