i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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