Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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