You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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