It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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