Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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