Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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