Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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