Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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