I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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