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(631): View more from New York

peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york

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(330): View more from Ohio

I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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(585): View more from New York

Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(585): View more from New York

there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer

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(713): View more from Texas

Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don`t remember Saturday, actually

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Its ok, i dont remember 2007

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(303): View more from Colorado

When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever

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(425): View more from Washington

Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.

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