I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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