What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my shit smells like andre
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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