google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Quick, to the slutcave!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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