And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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