yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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