North Korea, Best Korea!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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