This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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