does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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