New invention idea: vibrating tampons
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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