dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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