Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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