We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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