Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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