the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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