I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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