Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
