once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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