how can u be prego again
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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