One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I love having hate sex.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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