Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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