You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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