Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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