yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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