Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize