Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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