Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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