I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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