Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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