i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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