I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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