She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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