i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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