pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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