What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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