We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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