Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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