what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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