So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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