I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Randomize
