Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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