ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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