Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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