Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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