Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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