I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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