If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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